sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
"in the big brother house we do not tolerate violence.”
but you tolerate sexual harassment
look at this dog baby
ive been trying to sneakily find out karens favorite kind of sweets and today she said carrot cake muffins are her favorite baked treat and carrot cake is so gross but guess whos making carrot cake muffins next week B)