hhahahahhhaha four years down the drain
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain
1 thing better than brojohn in a romantic setting is: brojohn is a bff setting where they talk about EVERYTHING together, from stupid shit to personal issues and they love to pull pranks together on a one super disgruntled dave
i also just really like the idea of bro going to john to be comforted because being a guardian is hard and he doesnt know if dave actually hates him for how he raised him or what
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
i have no words, just watch this. learn from this. grow from it. take it to prom. kiss it sweetly at the door. make sweet love to it. get married and have children with it. divorce it. fight for custody over your kids with it. meet up in the rain and find love again with it. cherish it. promise it you will never let it go again. get old with it. brush back its hair sweetly and kiss it for the last time. watch your entire life with it flash before your eyes before taking your final breath, “goodbye, my love..” you whisper, leaving it and your beautiful children on the mortal realm, crying.