when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework
Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS
can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please
Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
TWO QUESTIONS: ONE, HOW DID HE GET ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND TWO, HOW ARE THE TEACHERS ON BOARD WITH HIM MAKING VINES DURING CLASS???
I can’t decide which is funnier: the kid in the front who high-fives himself then just rips paper in anger, the girl who magically loses her sweater, or the two kids in the back right who go from lovers to mortal enemies
The longer i watch this the funnier it gets
U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM
The season in which babies are born can have a dramatic and persistent effect on how their biological clocks function. The imprinting effect, which was found in baby mice, may help explain the fact that people born in winter months have a higher risk of a number of neurological disorders including seasonal affective disorder (winter depression), bipolar depression and schizophrenia.
Astrologers have been saying this forever? Considering astrology is seasonal? (New life Spring Aries and equinox balance Libra). I suppose every natural art from astrology to numerology to divination will be poked fun at and denigrated until some precious science folk validate the claims we have always made.
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
cute story time
okay when i was 12 i had this online relationship with a guy living in a different country, i went to build-a-bear and named a bear after him then when they asked me to make a wish on the bear i wished that things would work out with us and that’d we’ve be together forever ‘cause yahknow i was 12 i was in love?? and then 5 years later we finally met in person and now we’re moving in together next year
this fucked me up