even tho im beautiful i still get self conches sometimes :/

melongorl:

blueoceanstrongemotion:

Conscience** 😌

how are u gonna try to correct me and then not even put the right word …

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

melusine-enraged:

*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*

*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*

captainarlert:

theclumsyintellectual:

Of course there’s a gif for that

Thank god It’s not a supernatural gif

aphgermanys:

when your teacher assigns an art project and everybody knows you’re an artist

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slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE




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snailboats:

my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home

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I CNAT BRETHA

hornosex:

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eren did you just

chokoraitodisuko:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

Band director: Ya know that reminds me of a story.
Entire band: *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*