suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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soonitwill:

Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

24-karat-vagina:

carryonlordof221b:

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

TWO QUESTIONS: ONE, HOW DID HE GET ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND TWO, HOW ARE THE TEACHERS ON BOARD WITH HIM MAKING VINES DURING CLASS???

I can’t decide which is funnier: the kid in the front who high-fives himself then just rips paper in anger, the girl who magically loses her sweater, or the two kids in the back right who go from lovers to mortal enemies

The longer i watch this the funnier it gets

harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

Convo between my 7year-old students today
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

officialcrow:

astrolocherry:

Astrologers have been saying this forever? Considering astrology is seasonal? (New life Spring Aries and equinox balance Libra). I suppose every natural art from astrology to numerology to divination will be poked fun at and denigrated until some precious science folk validate the claims we have always made.

yeah basically

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin

restoring-thecollided-cremello:

cute story time

okay when i was 12 i had this online relationship with a guy living in a different country, i went to build-a-bear and named a bear after him then when they asked me to make a wish on the bear i wished that things would work out with us and that’d we’ve be together forever ‘cause yahknow i was 12 i was in love?? and then 5 years later we finally met in person and now we’re moving in together next year

a-little-bi-furious:

thebisexualblogger:

arielleishamming:

LGBT Rape Culture

Very important

Let’s not forget that the statistics for trans people make up mostly trans women too.

-hewastheirfriend:

this fucked me up